Dear Marketing and Product Management teams,
Yes, you are without doubt the oddest bunch of people you would ever encounter outside of a strategic planning meeting for the mad hatters tea party but I LOVE YOU! Your proven abilities to turn muddy water into crystal clear champagne has resulted in a delivery of, I think it is fair to say, unique contents which will make the world a nicer place next week!
So, If anyone wants to know what I am doing on my final chemo session here is my agenda:
Skittles for breakfast (on top of porridge of course, don’t be silly!)
Spot of finger art printing (necessary to stop further nerve damage of course)
Joining Danny Wallace in a cult
Looking for places to put apostrophes
I am fortunate to have recruited and inherited a team of individuals who are utterly barking mad and these character traits have never been in more demand than when compiling a chemo celebration kit for me, along with a few photographs to remind me of their ‘special’ qualities! I need comment no further.
Thank you all from the heart of my bottom. I miss you all x