Check. Spray can of polystyrene foam to fill all cranial cavities
Check. 2 litres of sand inserted under entire layer of skin
Check. Hormone ‘balance’ adjusted to triplet carrying IVF mother levels
Check. USB port or ‘portocath’ as the docs like to call it, ready with imported ‘run-time’ virus to shut down any mainframe activity before it can be completed
Check. no network connection
Final check. adjust sleep levels to Margaret Thatcher ‘running a country’ level
Thank you doc, I think that all seems very reasonable. We are good to go again.